Amy Quote #428
Quote from Amy in Steps Challenge
Mateo: We should burn down their entire store and blame it on homeless people.
All: Yeah!
Amy: Guys, it wasn't Bel-Ridge! It was- It was me.
Marcus: What?
Amy: I am the one who posted those messages on the board and vandalized the front of the store. [disapproving chatter]
Glenn: Why would you do that?
Amy: I wanted to win.
Dina: Amy, Amy, Amy. This is wildly disappointing.
Amy: Dina helped! [all gasp]
Dina: Oh, you're going to believe the admitted liar? Come on.
Superstore Quotes
‘Steps Challenge’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.