Mateo Quote #211
Quote from Mateo in Toxic Workplace
Mateo: So we would take it away from me?
Glenn: Yup.
Mateo: And give it to her.
Glenn: Yes!
Mateo: Love that, so much.
Glenn: Great.
Mateo: Although I do wonder - devil's advocate - if it somehow cheapens the award by just handing it out to anyone, if that makes sense.
Kelly: Well, she's not just anyone. I mean, Kelly is wonderful.
Mateo: Oh! Absolutely. Without a doubt. Kelly's a delight. But at the same time, she's also, you know, terrible at the job.
Glenn: Yeah.
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Oh, great, working next to Amy. I can't wait to be scowled at.
Dina: No! You do not talk to my best friend that way.
Amy: No, Dina-
Dina: Butt out, Amy. Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll. You think you're so great? Your boyish good looks aren't gonna age well. You're hitting a wall, pretty boy, at a hundred miles an hour. Yeah, you can already see it. The crow's feet, receding hairline, hunchback. To think I used to masturbate to you.
Amy: Oh.
Dina: Multiple times a day.
Quote from Dina
Glenn: It must be my fault. It's like they say, the fish rots from the head.
Dina: What are you talking about?
Glenn: It's the expression. Fish rots from the head.
Dina: I've never heard of that. Why would it rot from the head first? It would all rot simultaneously.
Glenn: The point is, if things are toxic here, it's my job to fix it.
Dina: If anything, the guts would rot first, they're full of feces. Where are you getting this head thing? I mean, whoever told you that was not an ichthyologist.
Glenn: I don't care how a fish rots.
Dina: Well, I don't care for you spreading lies about fish.
Glenn: How is that a lie?
Quote from Janet
Cheyenne: For each day of the week, each route has three variations one primary and two alternates based on shifts and road closures. Now, if you're that week's ride captain, it's your responsibility to delegate and sub-delegate-
Janet: I'm sorry, I don't want to carpool.
Cheyenne: Well, why wouldn't you-
Janet: My drive is my only "me time". And I don't want to clean my car.