Dina Quote #29
Quote from Dina in Shoplifter
Dina: It is unfortunate that the situation arose where you were accused of something that, due to circumstance, the proof that you did it... [clears throat] was lost. Such that, to anyone who wasn't there in person, they wouldn't know you had did it.
Julie: I'm sorry, is this an apology?
Dina: Yes, and don't say sorry to me. I don't accept.
Julie: Uh, don't worry. I won't. I'm leaving.
Dina: Okay. Just need you to sign this form stating that I let you go and that you won't sue the store.
Julie: Anything to get away from your polyester blend shirt and that stupid little ponytail you're forced to wear.
Dina: Uh, the ponytail is not forced. It is one of 12 approved hairstyles for female employees.
Julie: Mm, well, whatever it is, it's pitiful. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you work retail. Pitiful means sad.
Dina: I know you stole.
Julie: Oh, yeah? Prove it.
Dina: [rips up contract] We're just getting started, lady! I cannot physically touch you, but I can get very close.
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.