Cheyenne Quote #9

Quote from Cheyenne in Mannequin

Glenn: Cheyenne? We, uh... we let things get a little out of hand before.
Dina: The important thing is, we are here for you no matter what, and we want to do whatever's best for your child.
Glenn: So that's why we've agreed to share custody.
Cheyenne: Huh?
Dina: Yeah. We're gonna alternate nights and weekends.
Glenn: Yeah, and if both of us have to work late, then someone else can go home with it. Jonah. Amy. Garrett. We'd all trade off.
Dina: Like the class hamster each child gets a turn taking care of, this would be kind of the store baby.
Glenn: Exactly.
Cheyenne: Thank you so much, but I think Bo and I are gonna keep it.
Glenn: You sure? Think what's best for the baby.
Cheyenne: That's what I'm doing. And you know what? I think we're gonna be fine.
Dina: So this whole day was a waste of my time, then.

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 ‘Mannequin’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.

Quote from Jonah

[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!

Quote from Garrett

Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.