Amy Quote #649
Jonah: I know. I don't seem like the kind of person who would work in a place like this. [laughs]
Amy: Yeah, that's why I was so surprised. I was like, "What?"
Jonah: "What?"
Amy: "Him?"
Jonah: "What's he doing cleaning up toilet paper?"
Amy: I think it's because you just... you have this very intelligent, educated, more cultured quality, I mean, compared to...
Jonah: Yeah. Oh, hey. Look, I get that you're complimenting me, but it might sound a little condescending, so, you know...
Amy: Oh, yeah, thanks. No, I wouldn't want to sound condescending in front of somebody who works here.
Jonah: Right. [laughs]
Cheyenne: [moaning] Hey, can I run out for two minutes? This thing is kicking my bladder like it owes him money.
Jonah: Oh, you know what, I'm actually not in charge...
Amy: Yes, of course. I'll take Carly off express. And Vivian can bag, so take as long as you need.
Cheyenne: Ah, thanks.
Amy: [to Jonah] Little tip: don't let the other workers here know how much better than them you are. They hate that. I don't know why. Maybe because it sounds condescending. Welcome.
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Jonah: I didn't... is there a space for that?
Dina: There's this section here: "Is there anything else we should know?" Some people like to volunteer it.
Jonah: Oh. Um... then also no.
Dina: No.
Jonah: No.
Dina: Okay, well, I will just jot that down, then. But you are heterosexual, right?
Jonah: Is... are you allowed to ask that?
Dina: No. Smart.
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Dina: He was buying 35 boxes, Cheyenne. That should have been a red flag, okay? Use your noggin.
Glenn: Let's thank Dina for that helpful tip of the day. Thank you, Dina.
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Jonah: Hey, listen. I... I think there might have been a misunderstanding. I'm not an elitist, so...
Amy: Oh, elitist? What is that?
Jonah: Like, a person who thinks their better than... You know what elitist means.
Amy: Oh, yeah. They learnt that to us in public school.