Mateo Quote #190
Quote from Mateo in Gender Reveal
Jonah: Everything okay with you guys?
Mateo: Yep, yeah, just spending a lot of time together.
Jonah: Really? I feel like managing a Target would take a lot of time...
Mateo: He doesn't work at Target. Okay, he didn't even make it past the phone interview.
Jonah: Wait, he's been lying?
Mateo: He's been too embarrassed to admit he's unemployed.
Jonah: Just because-
Jeff: [on the phone] Kathy, no, I can't come in early. Just handle it yourself or consult the Target handbook. [whispers] It's work.
Mateo: They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so...
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!