Amy Quote #317
Quote from Amy in Gender Reveal
Amy: It's just that things were finally back on track. You know? Like, I was dating someone nice. Emma's almost out of the house, and I was gonna get out there and have fun. You know, I was gonna take skydiving lessons.
Dina: Well, you have an excuse not to do it now.
Amy: What are you talking about? I was gonna do it.
Dina: Mm-hmm.
Amy: I visited the website like five times.
Dina: Yeah, what's the name of the place?
Amy: Captain Rick's... Skydiving... Bonanza.
Dina: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Fine, the point is, I wanted the option to take the skydiving lessons, you know? I wanted to be able to be spontaneous and do what I wanted to do for once, you know? All of the stuff that I'd... [groans] Who cares, doesn't matter anymore.
Dina: Listen, if you ask me, you can always find a reason not to do anything. And if there is stuff you want to do, do that stuff.
Amy: Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.
Dina: Have you ever played laser tag? [Amy shakes her head] Oh, it is awesome. They tell you not to run, but you can run. You can.
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!