Mateo Quote #160
Quote from Mateo in Video Game Release
Garrett: Do you have any idea who you were just talking to?
Mateo: Who, that guy?
Garrett: Yeah, that's Erick Evans. He's been nominated for like, five DICE awards.
Mateo: Okay.
Garrett: He's a legend. That's like if you met J. Lo.
Mateo: Oh, what, just because I'm gay, I like J. Lo? I mean, I do, she's flawless. But expand your mind.
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‘Video Game Release’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
Quote from Myrtle
Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.