Amy Quote #251
Quote from Amy in Angels and Mermaids
Brandi: Amy and I think you need to start getting serious about your life.
Cheyenne: So now you're on her side?
Amy: No, I'm not on anyone's side. I just agree with her on this stuff. So, now I think it's time for you to engage meaningfully.
Brandi: You gotta be responsible, and part of being responsible means getting rid of Bo.
Cheyenne: Wait, what?
Brandi: He's a loser, Amy and I both agree.
Cheyenne: You do?
Amy: No, uh-uh, I did never call him a loser.
Brandi: Sorry, I think I'm the one who called him a loser. Amy called him a clown.
Amy: I don't... I don't know how this is productive. How about we get back to the college...
Cheyenne: I can't believe you guys. [exits]
Brandi: Amy and I are on the same page about this one. [Cheyenne gives them the finger as she walks away] I felt like that went so well. She is so attached to Bo.
Amy: Yeah, they are married.
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Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
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Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.