Amy Quote #250
Quote from Amy in Angels and Mermaids
Amy: Look, I'm sorry, I did not know that she was gonna say those things. All I said to her was that she should be able to make her own decisions. But I am not her mom. And if someone told my daughter not to listen to me, well, then, I would be pretty upset. So, I am sorry.
Brandi: I just get so worried she's gonna make the same mistakes I did.
Amy: Yeah.
Brandi: I get so scared she's gonna end up in jail, or still working here when she's our age.
Amy: Uh, yeah, I don't... I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent.
Brandi: I don't know which is worse.
Amy: Jail, probably.
Brandi: Well... Hey, what do you think about Bo?
Amy: Uh, I think he is an interesting individual.
Brandi: I think he's a loser.
Amy: Clown. I mean, "clown" is the first word that comes to mind. [Brandi laughs] When I think of him, like, I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it.
Brandi: I don't think clowns do that any more, but that's very funny. You're funny.
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.