Jeff Quote #28
Quote from Jeff in High Volume Store
Jonah: Jeff. Uh, new hat?
Jeff: Yeah. I splurged. You know, it's a huge day. It's a very huge day.
Amy: Definitely. Um, we were wondering if you could maybe tell us a little bit more about what we can expect once this store becomes Quad-A.
Jeff: Oh, uh, well, yeah, I mean, things are pretty much gonna be the same.
Jonah: Well, but earlier you said it would be better.
Jeff: Yes, obviously better. Better and the same.
Marcus: Nice. That sounds amazing.
Amy: Right. Is there any possibility that it could maybe get worse?
Jeff: You know what, there's a lot of liars out there, okay? Look for people who have scores to settle, perhaps. And don't believe everything you hear.
Jonah: What would we have heard?
Jeff: Oh, I don't know, but whatever it is, it would've been untrue. That's why it's a paradox. [laughs] Believe me. It's gonna be great. Trust me.
Marcus: Man, I can't wait for it to be great.
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Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
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Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
Quote from Glenn
Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.