Glenn Quote #719
Quote from Glenn in Black Friday
Glenn: Okay, well, we're, uh, only five minutes in, and already the, uh, beer tower display got knocked over onto Miles, so he's gone, and aisle 12 is covered with blood and glass. But, uh, it's all... it's all good, boo. I'm keeping it 100.
Amy: That's not what that means.
Glenn: No?
Superstore Quotes
‘Black Friday’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [sighs] All right. Let me just finish this announcement.
Dina: Fine, but the second you're done, I want you on register three.
Garrett: The second I'm done. [over PA] You can also view thousands of movies on the Halo Fog. I will now list some of the movies that are probably on there. Mrs. Doubtfire, Silence of the Lambs, that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours... Ooh, Forrest Gump. That's a good movie.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Hey, I need you to work the register while Tim's in the bathroom.
Garrett: Nah, I don't do registers.
Dina: Look, I know that it's really the hip thing for you millennials to not give a crap...
Garrett: That's not true, and we're the same age, but please, go on.
Dina: It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great Purge.