Jeff Quote #7
Quote from Jeff in Spokesman Scandal
Jeff: Umm... Do you think I could have your number?
Mateo: My number? Sure, you can have my number. It's 314...
Jeff: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: 982.
Jeff: Got it. Employee number 314982 is getting a letter of commendation in his file.
Mateo: Oh.
Jeff: For cleaning up the vomit.
Mateo: Yeah.
Jeff: You are a good vomit mopper.
Garrett: Damn. It is getting steamy in here.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.