Amy Quote #24
Jonah: Oh, come on. Lighten up. I'm just saying you're not, like, one to joke around all the time.
Amy: I mean, at least I can take a little bit of teasing.
Jonah: I can take teasing.
Amy: Oh, really?
Jonah: Yeah. I had older brothers. I... teasing does not faze me.
Amy: Oh, teasing doesn't even faze you?
Jonah: No, it doesn't at all. I'm fine with it.
Amy: Oh, good.
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: That's good to know.
Jonah: It is good to know. Wh... why is that good to know? What do you know?
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.