Dina Quote #759
Quote from Dina in Lowell Anderson
Lowell Anderson: I mean, I'm still sharp as a tack up here. Yep, still asking all the big questions.
Glenn: Wow.
Lowell Anderson: For example, these, uh... these vests. Why?
Cheyenne: Because the employee handbook says we have to wear them.
Lowell Anderson: Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside the heads of our customers if we're separating ourselves from them? No vests today. Everybody, take your vests off. Get 'em off!
Dina: You heard him, take the vests off. Let's go.
Lowell Anderson: Get your vests off.
Dina: Would you like the polos also, sir?
Lowell Anderson: No, just the vests.
Dina: Okay. You can leave that on, Sandra.
Lowell Anderson: Ah, you still look stuffy. [Mateo scoffs] Here! Wear one of these. Like a customer would.
Mateo: "The only thing I like more than beer is twins."
Glenn: Don't you already have that shirt at home?
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?