Glenn Quote #701
Quote from Glenn in Lowell Anderson
Cheyenne: Oh, sir! Sorry, you can't open those until you pay for them.
Lowell Anderson: Oh, that's all right. I'm Lowell Anderson.
Cheyenne: Okay, cool. You still have to...
Glenn: Oh, my God! Oh, my God. You're... You're Lowell Anderson!
Lowell Anderson: Yes.
Glenn: Cheyenne, this is Lowell Anderson!
Cheyenne: Cool. The more I hear it, the more it just sounds like a furniture store.
Glenn: No, but the son of Doug Anderson, the founder of Cloud 9! Except Lowell's the one that took it international and made it what it is today. To what do we owe this honor?
Lowell Anderson: Oh, well, I was in town on business, and I enjoy visiting my stores. And using public restrooms keeps me grounded.
Glenn: I read that in your book!
Lowell Anderson: Well, thank you.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?