Jonah Quote #567
Quote from Jonah in Lowell Anderson
Jonah: [on the phone] Hi, uh... I'm wondering if you have anybody staying in your cabins by the name of Amy Sosa? You don't? Okay. Oh, do you have anybody by the name of Bethany? Sometimes when she travels, she tells people her name is Bethany. It's like her name tag thing, you know?
Sandra: Yeah, that never got old.
Jonah: You do? Oh, um... do you know if, um... if she's there with um... one person, multiple people? I ask because I-I want to send them a long sandwich, and I want to know how long the sandwich should be. Uh-huh. She... She checked in with a-a gentleman.
Sandra: [whispers] What's his name?
Jonah: Sorry, she's... She's what? She's... She's in the parking lot giving lizard tattoos. Okay, thank you so much for your help. [hangs up]
Sandra: Amy's giving lizard tattoos?
Jonah: [sighs] No, Bethany is giving lizard tattoos.
Sandra: Right, "Bethany."
Jonah: No, no, it's not Amy. It's Bethany.
Sandra: Right, not Amy.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?