Jonah Quote #538
Quote from Jonah in Ground Rules
Jonah: Okay, guys. Come on. You know I'm not violent. I don't even do the "Super Bowl" pool because I think football is barbaric.
Justine: I thought you didn't bet because you have a gambling addiction.
Jonah: Addiction is a loaded word.
Cheyenne: I don't know, Jonah. You did hit Mateo for being undocumented.
Nia: He did what?
Dina: You also tried to wrestle me.
Jonah: You challenged me.
Dina: True. And to be fair, you did stop as soon as you got aroused.
Jonah: No... That's... No... That was the pants. I took them out of rotation.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.