Cheyenne Quote #307
Quote from Cheyenne in Biscuit
Glenn: Hey, Cheyenne, if you had a work issue you needed to resolve, you'd come see me, right?
Cheyenne: Yeah, if I couldn't find Dina.
Glenn: But I'm the manager! God, I mean, if Dina's gonna handle everything, I don't even know what I'm doing here. I should just go back to my garage.
Cheyenne: Aw, no. We totally need you here. Like, you know, to sign for things and tell us how much milk used to cost.
Glenn: Okay, I just wish Dina would stick to loss prevention. That is her thing.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she's obsessed. One time she chased a guy who was stealing a phone, and he crashed into an endcap, and his knee, like, popped through his skin. Oh, there was, like, knee goo everywhere. She was literally glowing.
Glenn: Yeah, yeah. She really does love security. Maybe she just needs a little reminder. Cheyenne?
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was still thinking about that guy's exploded kneecap. I'd show you a photo, but the stupid paramedics were blocking most of the shots.
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‘Biscuit’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: It is so nice to be out of quarantine and back running this store. God, I so missed talking to real people. You know, sometimes I pretended that the Nativity figurines in my garage were you guys. [to Jonah] You were the baby Jesus.
Jonah: That's... great. Thank you.
Quote from Cheyenne
Glenn: We've got a really exciting COVID announcement.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, is it over? I don't know about you guys, but COVID has been, like, super annoying for me.
Jonah: Huh, yeah, now that you mention it, I'd have to give it a thumbs down.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Dina? I just found this in the store. We need to deal with that immediately.
Dina: "This is a threat. The store is in grave danger."
Glenn: Grave danger! That's, like, the worst kind of danger. You know, we need to beef up security, get this place on lockdown till we figure out what is going on. Well, I mean, you do, 'cause you're head of security.
Dina: I don't know about this. I mean, it's a pretty short message, and there aren't even any demands.
Glenn: Huh. Maybe they were in a rush. More to factor in to your investigation.
Dina: Cut out letters from a magazine? What is this, Scooby-Doo? Nah, I think someone's just screwing with us. Probably a kid or, you know, an adult with a recent traumatic brain injury. [laughs] Some dumb-ass spent a half an hour on that thing.
Glenn: [sighs] You didn't have to crumple it.