Glenn Quote #656
Dina: Yeah, I covered the COVID protocols yesterday. Everyone is up to speed.
Glenn: Okay, how did you even see that email? 'Cause that's for managers only.
Dina: They must've left me on the list. It was probably an oversight. I'll make sure they take me off.
Glenn: Okay, well, whenever you get around to it. Though, you know, I wouldn't leave it too long. Maybe you could do it when you go to change pretty soon.
Ken: Hey, Dina, somebody parked their Volvo in your spot.
Glenn: No, Ken, that's my car. That's the managers spot.
Ken: Oh, I thought it looked familiar. Anyway, Dina, don't worry about it. They're towing it right now.
Glenn: They towed my car!?
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: It is so nice to be out of quarantine and back running this store. God, I so missed talking to real people. You know, sometimes I pretended that the Nativity figurines in my garage were you guys. [to Jonah] You were the baby Jesus.
Jonah: That's... great. Thank you.
Quote from Cheyenne
Glenn: We've got a really exciting COVID announcement.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, is it over? I don't know about you guys, but COVID has been, like, super annoying for me.
Jonah: Huh, yeah, now that you mention it, I'd have to give it a thumbs down.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Dina? I just found this in the store. We need to deal with that immediately.
Dina: "This is a threat. The store is in grave danger."
Glenn: Grave danger! That's, like, the worst kind of danger. You know, we need to beef up security, get this place on lockdown till we figure out what is going on. Well, I mean, you do, 'cause you're head of security.
Dina: I don't know about this. I mean, it's a pretty short message, and there aren't even any demands.
Glenn: Huh. Maybe they were in a rush. More to factor in to your investigation.
Dina: Cut out letters from a magazine? What is this, Scooby-Doo? Nah, I think someone's just screwing with us. Probably a kid or, you know, an adult with a recent traumatic brain injury. [laughs] Some dumb-ass spent a half an hour on that thing.
Glenn: [sighs] You didn't have to crumple it.