Dina: Uh, excuse me? Are you pregnant or just fat?
Woman #1: Pregnant.
Dina: Okay, good. Uh, quick question, do you have any feelings of, I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
Woman #1: Is that your first?
Dina: Yeah. Well, technically it's not mine. It's my boss's.
Woman #1: Uh, okay. Uh, little advice. Get the C-section. With my first, I was in labor for 36 hours. Finally, I bit off part of my tongue, I passed out...
Woman #2: Sorry, didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I had a C-section. Not great. They couldn't get my uterus back in after, and they had to just keep shoving and punching it in like an overstuffed duffel.
Janet: I had to have twins. Breech birth, in the back of an Altima. Some EMT cut me from hole to hole.
Dina: Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.