Janet Quote #2
Quote from Janet in Gender Reveal
Dina: Uh, excuse me? Are you pregnant or just fat?
Woman #1: Pregnant.
Dina: Okay, good. Uh, quick question, do you have any feelings of, I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
Woman #1: Is that your first?
Dina: Yeah. Well, technically it's not mine. It's my boss's.
Woman #1: Uh, okay. Uh, little advice. Get the C-section. With my first, I was in labor for 36 hours. Finally, I bit off part of my tongue, I passed out...
Woman #2: Sorry, didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I had a C-section. Not great. They couldn't get my uterus back in after, and they had to just keep shoving and punching it in like an overstuffed duffel.
Janet: I had to have twins. Breech birth, in the back of an Altima. Some EMT cut me from hole to hole.
Dina: Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!