Glenn: This is the first year that we're having an in-store Santa, so I am taking the selection process very seriously.
Man: Well, I've had a lot of experience.
Glenn: Good.
Man: I've Claused a number of department stores.
Glenn: Okay.
Man: And I-I was trained by Wayne Gunderson.
Glenn: Way...
Man: Uh, he's a Santa Claus at the Chicago Macy's.
Glenn: Oh, wow!
Man: He's a legend.
Glenn: You sound really qualified.
Man: Well... [laughs]
Glenn: Is that it? Is that the laugh?
Man: That's it, yeah. [both laughs]
Glenn: Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
Man: Well, so I have the job?
Glenn: Well, not yet, my fat red friend.