Jeff: There is no me and Trevor, okay? I went out with him once, and he hasn't called me in like five weeks!
Mateo: Oh, this makes sense now.
Jeff: I just wanted everybody to think old Jeff has still got it, you know? I mean, I-I cannot believe I did this. I am pathetic! Just pathetic.
Mateo: Wait. Hey. No. You're not pathetic. Who covers two districts, huh? Not me. You have a lot to offer.
Jeff: You think so?
Mateo: Yeah. I know things didn't work out between us, but you were a really good boyfriend. And honestly, I don't know anyone who takes better care of their Subarus.
Jeff: Thanks, Mateo.