[George enters Monk's cafe wearing a bed sheet]
Man at the Counter: Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
George: How would you like a Hare Krishna fist on your throat, you little punk?

[stand-up:]
Jerry: So I take the subway down to Coney Island, to go on the Cyclone. I'm riding on the subway. I'm sitting on the D train for an hour and 15 minutes to go on a scary ride, okay? How dumb is that? You know that sharp drop on the Cyclone? Fell asleep.

George: What's going on?
Woman: It was a pleasure doing business with you George, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to get going.
George: Get going? But we haven't really, you know...
Woman: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
George: What are you doing? You're robbing me?
Women: I wasted my whole morning on you for eight dollars?
George: Wait. Wait a second. What are you doing?
Woman: I'm taking your clothes.
George: No, that's my only suit. It cost me 350 dollars. I got it at Moe Ginsburg.
Woman: Bye, George.
George: No wait, you can't just leave me here! Will I see you again?