‘The Pothole’
Season 8, Episode 16 - Aired February 20, 1997
Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet. Kramer adopts a section of highway. Elaine pretends to live in a building across the street to get food delivered. George obsesses about a set of keys he lost in a pot hole.
Quote from Jerry
Elaine: Hi. Jerry, can I borrow your car?
Jerry: For what?
Elaine: I have to haul some dirty garbage to the dump.
Jerry: Dirt? That's all right. Because there's nothing wrong with dirt.
Elaine: Well, actually it's pretty grimy.
Jerry: Grime, grease, filth, funk, ooze. Whatever it is, you take that stuff and put it right on my leather upholstery.
Elaine: Well, I don't know who you are, but thanks for the car.
Jerry: Sure. Bye.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: There, you see? I just leant her my car, and she's gonna fill it with all sorts of... All right! You win! That car was my last germ-free sanctuary. I slept there last night! Now, for the love of God, please, what is it? What is it?!
Jenna: Toilet brush.
Jerry: Toilet brush. Oh! All right, I can replace that.
Jenna: You wanna order dinner?
Jerry: Yeah. Let's uh, go to your place. Because I, threw out all my dishes.