Quote from Jerry in The Pothole
Elaine: Hi. Jerry, can I borrow your car? Jerry: For what? Elaine: I have to haul some dirty garbage to the dump. Jerry: Dirt? That's all right. Because there's nothing wrong with dirt. Elaine: Well, actually it's pretty grimy. Jerry: Grime, grease, filth, funk, ooze. Whatever it is, you take that stuff and put it right on my leather upholstery. Elaine: Well, I don't know who you are, but thanks for the car. Jerry: Sure. Bye.