‘The Calzone’
Season 7, Episode 20 - Aired April 25, 1996
George bonds with his boss, Mr. Steinbrenner, over calzones. Jerry dates a woman who can get anything she wants. Elaine goes out for a meal with a guy who lost a bet. Meanwhile, Kramer starts heating up his clothes.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [coughs] Stupid cigars. You know, if I didn't send Nikki over to Todd with these things, they never would have gotten together.
Elaine: These are terrible.
Jerry: It's like trying to smoke a chicken bone.
Elaine: What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?
Jerry: I think it's Dutch.
Quote from Jerry
Police Officer: I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour.
Jerry: Well, you must have gotten me when I slowed down to take that curve because for a while there, I was doing well over 100.
Nikki: Officer, hi. Do you really have to give us a ticket? [the officer is speechless]
Jerry: All right Nik. Let's hit it.