Elaine Quote #746

Quote from Elaine in The Andrea Doria

Elaine: I love shrimp. [waves her knife around while she's talking] I'm a shrimp eater. You put shrimp in front of me, and I will eat it until my stomach pops. [notices Alan's unsettled] Oh.
Alan: No, it's okay. I'm still just a little bit jumpy.
Elaine: Between you and me, what happened there with the stabbing?
Alan: Just one of those things, you know.
Elaine: What? Was she just so crazy in love with you that she just couldn't take it anymore? Or..?
Alan: I don't know. Could be.
[As a woman walks by, she stops at Elaine and Alan's table]
Carol: Alan?!
Alan: Carol?
[Carol grabs his hot coffee and throws it in his face before storming off.]
Elaine: Was that the one?! Was that the one who stabbed you?!
Alan: No, that was a different girl.

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 ‘The Andrea Doria’ Quotes

Quote from Elaine

George: The tenant association made me give it to this guy because he was an Andrea Doria survivor.
Elaine: Andrea Doria? Isn't that the one they did the song about?
Jerry: Edmund Fitzgerald.
Elaine: I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.
Jerry: No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
George: You could fit 15 people in that bathroom..
Elaine: I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.
Jerry: Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.

Quote from George

George: I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear, where I remained... [cut] She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi... [cut] The water that I had been swimming in was very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there had been significant shrinkage... [cut] Her parents were looking at me. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole... [cut] In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Thank you. [gets up] Oh, also, my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. [The board members sob and cry] Thanks again. [walks out]

Quote from Kramer

Kramer: [coughs repeatedly]
Jerry: What is with that?!
Kramer: Well, it's coughing, Jerry. It expells the diseased germs out of the body into the air.