Jerry Quote #1170
Quote from Jerry in The Doorman
Doorman: Help you?
Jerry: Ho! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be gone.
Doorman: I traded shifts with the night doorman. He had some personal affairs to
attend to. You see, my fellow doorman and I watch out for each other. We don't stab each other in the back, like people in your world.
Jerry: Look, I don't want any trouble. I don't have a doorman in my building. I guess I'm just not used to talking to them. I'd really just like to be friends.
Doorman: You wanna be friends?
Jerry: I'd like to be.
Doorman: Then watch the door for a minute, would you?
Jerry: What?
Doorman: Yeah, I just wanna run and get a beer. I'll be back in a minute.
Jerry: Wha...? Wai... wait a second. What do I do?
Doorman: It's not brain surgery. You open the door for people who live here. And, if they don't live here, don't let them in. [takes off his hat] Here. [putting it on Jerry's head] Wear that. [exits]
Seinfeld Quotes
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Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Does your back hurt?
Frank Costanza: How did you know?
Kramer: Well, it's obvious, you know. You're carrying a lot of extra baggage up there.
Frank Costanza: Up here?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Top floor. [sits next to Frank] Listen, Frank, have you ever considered wearing something for support? Now, look at this. Mind you, this is just a prototype.
Frank Costanza: You want me to wear a bra?!
Kramer: No, no. A bra is for ladies. Meet, the Bro.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Kramer: I told you! Now, Frank, listen. Here's what I'm thinking. Now, you have a friend in the bra business, right?
Frank Costanza: Of course. Sid Farkus. He's the best in the business.
Kramer: Here's our chance. What d'you say? It'll be me, you and the Bro, bro.
Frank Costanza: Let's do it! Except, we gotta do something about the name.
Kramer: Why, what's wrong with Bro?
Frank Costanza: No, bro's no good. Too ethnic.
Kramer: All right, you got something better?
Frank Costanza: How 'bout uh... the Mansiere?
Kramer: Mansiere?
Frank Costanza: That's right. A brassiere for a man. The mansiere, get it?
Quote from Estelle Costanza
Estelle Costanza: Is it safe to come in?
George: Oh, of course. Of course.
Estelle Costanza: You're not having any of your transvestite parties?
Frank Costanza: Will you stop it?
Estelle Costanza: I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!