J. Peterman Quote #15
Quote from J. Peterman in The Friars Club
J. Peterman: All right, people, I'd like to begin with a hearty hail and well-met good fellow, to Bob Grossberg, who's joining us from Business Affairs.
Bob: Thanks. Hi everybody.
J. Peterman: Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak.
Elaine: [whispers to a colleague] Poor bastard.
J. Peterman: [to Bob] I want you to handle all the fact-checking and the copy-editing for the new catalog.
Bob: [points to hearing aid] Ah, could you repeat that?
J. Peterman: [slowly and loudly] Why don't you handle all the copy-editing?
Bob: I... I'm sorry. What?
J. Peterman: [louder still] Copy-editing! Eh, never mind. Elaine, you do it.
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Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
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Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
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