Quote from J. Peterman in The Friars Club
J. Peterman: All right, people, I'd like to begin with a hearty hail and well-met good fellow, to Bob Grossberg, who's joining us from Business Affairs. Bob: Thanks. Hi everybody. J. Peterman: Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak. Elaine: [whispers to a colleague] Poor bastard. J. Peterman: [to Bob] I want you to handle all the fact-checking and the copy-editing for the new catalog. Bob: [points to hearing aid] Ah, could you repeat that? J. Peterman: [slowly and loudly] Why don't you handle all the copy-editing? Bob: I... I'm sorry. What? J. Peterman: [louder still] Copy-editing! Eh, never mind. Elaine, you do it.