Quote from Kramer in The Merv Griffin Show
Kramer: So, Jerry, what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life, mmm? Jerry: Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story because she has this amazing toy collection and last night I finally got to play with them. Kramer: Well. It sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bells? Newman: Are you married right now? Jerry: Actually, she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I guess she passed out! Kramer: What do you mean "wrong kind of medicine"? Jerry: She's even got that old Mattel football game that we love! George: Oh, come on. You gotta get me over there. Kramer: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let's pause a moment. [Newman plays the theme music and starts eating] Jerry, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set, you clean it up, mister! Newman: I told you he was a risk. Jerry: Oh, like he's not just carrying you, and has been for years. Newman: Yeah? Well, you bombed! That story stunk worse than these chairs! Kramer: Smile, everyone! We're back!