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Quote from Kramer in The Merv Griffin Show

Kramer: So, Jerry, what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life, mmm?
Jerry: Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story because she has this amazing toy collection and last night I finally got to play with them.
Kramer: Well. It sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bells?
Newman: Are you married right now?
Jerry: Actually, she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I guess she passed out!
Kramer: What do you mean "wrong kind of medicine"?
Jerry: She's even got that old Mattel football game that we love!
George: Oh, come on. You gotta get me over there.
Kramer: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let's pause a moment. [Newman plays the theme music and starts eating] Jerry, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set, you clean it up, mister!
Newman: I told you he was a risk.
Jerry: Oh, like he's not just carrying you, and has been for years.
Newman: Yeah? Well, you bombed! That story stunk worse than these chairs!
Kramer: Smile, everyone! We're back!

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