Quote from Elaine in The Beard
Jerry: He went back? What do you mean he went back? Elaine: He went back. Jerry: I don't understand it. You were having such a great time, the sex, the shopping. Elaine: Well, here's the thing. Being a woman, I only really have access to the, uh, equipment, what, thirty, forty-five minutes a week. And that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment, and have access to it twenty-four hours a day, their entire lives. Jerry: You can't. That's why they lose very few players. Elaine: Yeah, I guess I never really stood a chance. Jerry: Well, there's always a place for you on our team.