Elaine: What the hell is this? Where are you?
Jerry: Over here. You can see right through here.
Elaine: What is this?. It's like you're selling movie tickets back here.
Jerry: I think it's kind of cozy.
Elaine: Well, you are not going to believe what Kramer did to my mattress. I can't- I can't talk to you like this. So Kramer completely funked up my mattress.
Jerry: Does it smell like the East River?
Elaine: Yes, it does. How did you know?
Jerry: Because Kramer has been swimming laps between the Queensboro bridge and the Brooklyn bridge.
Elaine: Oh, great!