Elaine Quote #794
Elaine: What the hell is this? Where are you?
Jerry: Over here. You can see right through here.
Elaine: What is this?. It's like you're selling movie tickets back here.
Jerry: I think it's kind of cozy.
Elaine: Well, you are not going to believe what Kramer did to my mattress. I can't- I can't talk to you like this. So Kramer completely funked up my mattress.
Jerry: Does it smell like the East River?
Elaine: Yes, it does. How did you know?
Jerry: Because Kramer has been swimming laps between the Queensboro bridge and the Brooklyn bridge.
Elaine: Oh, great!
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Quote from Kramer
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.