Quote from Kramer in The Friars Club
Jerry: Oh, God! What happened to you?! Kramer: She tried to kill me Jerry! Jerry: Who? Kramer: Connie! Jerry: What'd she do? Kramer: I don't know! But I woke up in the Hudson river in a sack! I think she drugged me, but she's a murderer and I'm calling the cops. Jerry: Why would she try and kill you? Kramer: Well, isn't it obvious? She doesn't want anybody else to have me! [walks into the door with a thud] Gah!