Kramer Quote #714
Quote from Kramer in The Friars Club
Jerry: Oh, God! What happened to you?!
Kramer: She tried to kill me Jerry!
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Connie!
Jerry: What'd she do?
Kramer: I don't know! But I woke up in the Hudson river in a sack! I think she drugged me, but she's a murderer and I'm calling the cops.
Jerry: Why would she try and kill you?
Kramer: Well, isn't it obvious? She doesn't want anybody else to have me! [walks into the door with a thud] Gah!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Friars Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.