Quote from Kramer in The Pilot
George: You got mugged? Jerry: Mugged? Kramer: Well, I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom. Jerry: Why didn't you use the bathroom in the building? Kramer: It was full. I tried a few other places, you know, but that didn't work. I mean it was an emergency, Jerrry. I was really percolating... So I decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and... Jerry: [over intercom] Yeah? Elaine: It's me. Jerry: Come on up. Kramer: But now I have a big problem, buddy. Jerry: What is it? Kramer: Well, I waited so long I-- I missed my chance. Jerry: You didn't go? Kramer: No. And now I can't get it back.