Dr. Cox Quote #1013
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our True Lies
Turk: Perry, I thought we agreed you wouldn't page me during lunch, and I wouldn't make you do cool hi p-hop handshakes.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Then I owe you a fist bump and a "peace out," but in the meantime, I need a surgical consult on a patient With ulcerative colitis. She is a lesbian.
Cole: Hey, babe. You ever thought about being with another chick?
Lucy: No, Cole. Ew! [chews hair]
Dr. Cox: I only tell you this so that I can remain relatively guilt-free for when you do inevitably stick one of your size 13 caveman feet firmly into your own mouth.
Turk: I can handle a lesbian. I'm a professional doctor. Give me what you owe me.
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‘Our True Lies’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: Please tell me you've got some good news for me on this godforsaken day.
Turk: She's still refusing steroids. I don't get it. What are we missing?
Dr. Kelso: As usual, you are missing the point. She walked in off the street, and you didn't take the time to find out anything about her. She could be anybody, a princess or a terrorist or a hot lesbian.
Dr. Cox: Bob, she is a hot lesbian.
Dr. Kelso: I knew one day that example would make sense.
Turk: And we did talk to her.
Dr. Kelso: About her condition, but not about what makes her tick. [chuckles] You see, in the old days, when we knew everything about a patient, their decisions never surprised you. You find out more about that young lady, I bet you'll find the answer.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Bar codes? What the hell is this, a supermarket? That's a human being, for god's sake.
Dr. Cox: Listen, old prospector, I know that any new machine scares you, but here's the well-held secret. You know that box that records your favorite television shows? There isn't a demon inside of it.
Dr. Kelso: Then how does it know what I like? I miss the good old days, when doctors and patients actually got to know each other. You know, back when sexually harassing a nurse was just considered polite chitchat.
Turk: Yes, the good old days. Back when a man of my color couldn't be a doctor, but could live out his lifelong dream of one day driving a white woman to her hair appointments. Yes, things were much better back then.
Dr. Kelso: See? Turkleton gets it.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Hi, boys and girls. Anybody admit to anything yet? [Cole stops Lucy from raising her hand] Here's what I'm gonna do. If someone doesn't tell me who did it, I'm gonna make you all retake the test. It's gonna be a new test. It's gonna be ten times as hard. It's not just gonna be on medicine. It's going to be on everything. Baseball statistics, North Dakota high schools, the geography of a made-up fantasy world I like to call Coxatopia. That's a magic land where the rivers run of scotch and hordes of pigs feed on the bones of cheating med students.