Turk: Perry, I thought we agreed you wouldn't page me during lunch, and I wouldn't make you do cool hi p-hop handshakes.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Then I owe you a fist bump and a "peace out," but in the meantime, I need a surgical consult on a patient With ulcerative colitis. She is a lesbian.
Cole: Hey, babe. You ever thought about being with another chick?
Lucy: No, Cole. Ew! [chews hair]
Dr. Cox: I only tell you this so that I can remain relatively guilt-free for when you do inevitably stick one of your size 13 caveman feet firmly into your own mouth.
Turk: I can handle a lesbian. I'm a professional doctor. Give me what you owe me.