J.D. Quote #1557
Quote from J.D. in My Number One Doctor
Turk: Look, man, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
[fantasy:]
Turk: Here you go, buddy! Your very own unicorn.
J.D.: She's glorious!
[The unicorn head comes off to reveal pair of twins in a costume]
J.D.: Turk!
Turk: My bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
[fantasy in a fantasy:]
Turk: Here's your unicorn.
J.D.: Turk, she's beautiful! Oh, look at her mane. [the horn comes off] Turk!
Turk: I gotta tell you, unicorns aren't real.
J.D.: Stop it!
Turk: They're not real.
[reality:]
J.D.: There's nothing you can do.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.