J.D. Quote #1547
Quote from J.D. in My Number One Doctor
J.D.: Hold on, Turk. Let's not declare victory, until you give a shot to Dr. John Dorian and his "nostrils of steel".
Turk: Your nose can't handle smells of that magnitude.
J.D.: Make some room.
Turk: Mm-mhm.
Dr. Cox: On the clock.
Turk: Mm-mhm.
[J.D. enters the room and without even closing the door, he walks back out:]
J.D.: You have got to be kidding me. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.