Carla Quote #294
Quote from Carla in My Inconvenient Truth
Carla: You two are so boring.
Janitor: Janitors aren't boring.
Carla: You wanna know the weird defect you both have that made you screw up like this?
Elliot: Please.
Carla: You're both humans.
Janitor: Janitors aren't human.
Carla: They are! And Elliot, I'm really annoyed with you because I gave you this lecture two weeks ago.
[flashback:]
Carla: Pay attention, because I don't wanna be saying the same thing again in two weeks. You're both human.
[present:]
Elliot: I don't recall that.
Carla: It's human who want the best for your patient, even if you can't follow your own advice. It's human to get passionate about something and then get complacent. It's annoying to whine about it all the time!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Inconvenient Truth’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Sorry, these spaces are now for carpool only.
Dr. Kelso: What if someone who's not a carpool parks here?
Janitor: Obviously, as environmental officer, I don't have any real power, but I can give you this citation, just as a symbolic gesture. You'll notice on the back, I made a list of possible consequences for violating the hospital's new green policy. If you leave a light on, I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb, your choice.
Dr. Kelso: Of course.
Janitor: And as for parking in a carpool only lane, well, I can't really damage your car, but I might just throw wasp hive in there.
Turk: Hey, guys. [gets in car; buzzing sounds]
Janitor: Maybe mess with the locks so you can't get it.
Turk: [screams]
Quote from Dan
J.D.: Anyway, you want to know what the cherry on top on the crap Sundae that is my life? Tomorrow, my loser brother's coming here. Not happy.
Turk: Dude, you need some perspective. This guy came in for a simple spinal fusion. He got septic and there was nothing we could do. Do you still want to complain because you're brother's coming in today?
J.D.: Uh. Tomorrow. Dan's coming tomorrow.
[The horrifically mutilated patient sits up, revealing it's Dan. He starts stretching behind J.D.'s back]
Turk: No, actually, he's coming in today. He gave me a call, asked me if I'd help him with some embarrassing prank he wanted to pull on you.
J.D.: Thanks for the warning, Turk. You're a good friend.
Turk: I am!
[J.D. notices a crowd of people watching behind the window]
J.D.: Why are they all here?
Dan: Zombie!
J.D.: [screams]
Quote from Ted
Ted: Hey, if you're gonna drive that gas guzzler, the least you can do is car pool.
Janitor: Hey, I don't see you bringing anybody to work.
Ted: Hey, I just dropped my mom off at the mall. She sits on the seat and then holds on by tucking her hands inside my bike shorts.
Janitor: That's disgusting.
Ted: Yeah. Doesn't feel right.