J.D. Quote #1444
Quote from J.D. in My Cold Shower
Elliot: Oh- Oh, my God! What is all this?
[fantasy:]
J.D.: You know what? I'm really happy that you're my wife.
Elliot: Me too.
[reality:]
Keith: Elliot Reid.
Elliot: No last name, I changed my mind.
Keith: Elliot, will you marry me?
Elliot: Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome!
J.D.: [v.o.] As I looked at all the relationships around me, some that have gone on forever, some that were re-ignited, and some that had just begun, I realized something: It should have been me.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?