Dr. Cox Quote #807
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Cold Shower
Carla: Great. Everything came back negative on Mrs. Sheldon and Mr. Bilbray.
Elliot: There must be something that we're missing.
Dr. Cox: But, with you two that would be impossible. Might I take a look at the chart?
Elliot: Well, it's not PMR, pan-hypo pit, and we've already ruled malignancy.
Dr. Cox: Oh. [chuckles]
Dr. Kelso: Oh, yeah, that's a toughie.
Carla: Really, you two think it's that easy?
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Intern! Test both their patients for this and don't you dare tell the Hardy girls what it is. Not yet.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?