Dr. Cox Quote #742
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Coffee
Dr. Cox: I'm so sorry, Barbie.
Elliot: Why didn't he listen?
[Elliot screams as Dr. Turner sits up from underneath the blanket. Dr. Cox laughs]
Elliot: I thought that you hated him.
Dr. Cox: Ah, when it comes to torturing you, everybody's on the same page.
Dr. Turner: You know, Reid, you had the cojones to stand up to me, unlike Kershnar, whom I've so demoralized he's basically my trained chimp. ... He's almost human. Anyway, I've got enough yes-men. You've got a spine. Join my practice. You can still work out of this hospital, the only difference is you'd make double the money.
Dr. Cox: Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils isn't just the baby throw-up on her jacket.
Elliot: Oh, uh, I got to hold Isabella. She squirted out of my arms, but Carla caught her.
Dr. Cox: It's the smell of a doctor with integrity.
Dr. Turner: Also, you'll never have to answer to this guy again.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Coffee’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I'll tell you what, my friend, unless you're also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeah... no! Here's a- Here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Kelso: You don't scare me. Eventually, you will all come crawling back. Now, how about somebody gets me a banana-nut muffin, and hold the spit, please.
Janitor: As manager, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Dr. Kelso: Manager? You have worked here one day.
Janitor: Corporate loved my ingenuity. I was saying the two most addictive substances on earth are caffeine and nicotine! Behold. [hums] Smokachino for Kyle. Kyle! Smokachino for Kyle! Enjoy that. That's as tall as he's gonna get.
Quote from Todd
Carla: Ugh, my breasts are so sore. I wish I could just give you formula.
Todd: [o.s.] Formula's bad for the baby. Boob milk's healthier!