Janitor Quote #299
Quote from Janitor in My Urologist
Dr. Kelso: I know you took my money to buy that ridiculous coat.
Janitor: I bet you can't prove it.
[flashback:]
Dr. Kelso: Enid, you are my eyewitness. Did he take more than $400? Enid, is that a new pantsuit?
[present:]
Dr. Kelso: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Janitor: All I think is that leather never goes out of style, and if you're going to keep money in a pickle jar, you should probably know how much is there, and it never hurts to buy your invalid wife something nice so maybe she can feel pretty. These are just general thoughts about life, nothing specific to you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.