Janitor Quote #280
Quote from Janitor in His Story III
Turk: Where the hell is J.D.?
Carla: He's off until six.
Turk: You know, any second now, he's gonna walk through that door, lost in his thoughts.
Janitor: [v.o.] With Dorian taken care of, I'm not sure how I should spend my day. I suppose I could clean. [laughs] God help me, that one still makes me laugh. Oh, no, it's black Kojak and Scary Nurse-Wife. I'll get rid of them with an innocuous compliment.
Janitor: You are glowing.
Janitor: [v.o.] Free and clear.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story III’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [singing] Drill-fork It can drill and fork Mostly fork.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.